The Great Reptilian War of 2011.

Gather around children, and hear yet another epic tale. Saturday afternoon, on my way home from Starbucks. I have a delicious beverage in my hand as I get out of my car. I notice on my fence is a male common Florida lizard. He’s doing the head bob and the neck sac extension at me. I’m bored, and could use some fun; so I get out of my car and give the lizard a go about the attitude he’s giving me. “Back off lizard, you don’t know what trouble you’re dealing with; I don’t want to start anything, but I’ll end anything you want to start”. As I say this, a younger couple are walking down the road in front of my house and approach the man they see yelling at his fence.
At this point I have two choices; one keep playing it as if I’m having a rough go with this lizard gone rogue. The other is to say, “I’m really not nuts… please don’t judge”. Of course, I keep it going….
I explain the issue and the female laughs and plays along as the male started to ease back slowly, scared shitless. She explains to the lizard how I just got home, and want to go inside and to leave me alone… I get in the lizards face, who remains stoic on my fence showing his sac (LOL) to me. After 5-10 minutes of the confrontation I decide to be the bigger man and backoff… the lizard didn’t win, I chose to end it there. I was in no mood to fight and he obviously was just showing off…
As I’m going to my front door, a spot of mud was cleverly hidden by the lawn guy. It took one step and my footing goes out from under me I fall down to my knees with my beautiful.. delicious mocha flowing all over my driveway. The couple that was enjoying the show turned to see me on the ground covered in dirt and mocha, I then turn to the lizard and scream “STOP LAUGHING AT ME, YOU JERK!” and I slam my door…. as I sat on my couch, battered, beaten and bloody… I look out the window and my spirit is destroyed even more to find the couple standing in front of my house, still laughing. I have become the bitch of the neighborhood for all lizards…

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The Adventures of Shorts.

It’s amazing what adventures can come from a trip out to purchase shorts.
Sitting at home, playing WoW.. I realize my ass had fallen asleep. Figuring that was a sign from the god of assery; that I could use a break. I’ve been threatening for weeks to purchase new shorts, and in a moment of pure fashion genius “Plaid shorts are needed!”, was yelled from the tops of towers in Orgrimmar… or my gaming room.. and not really yelled so much as just said, in the proper ‘inside voice’ that was drilled into my psyche in 2nd grade.
Your hero embarked on his adventure.. an Adventure of Shorts.. and strolled into the shorts store (Yes.. shorts store..) and purchased 3 of the greatest pairs of plaid shorts money can buy! Along with these shorts a pair of silver framed, aviators were purchased.

Aviators plus well executed beard.. ladies control yourselves… please.

I decided I need to show these puppies off, I drive a block and realize I need new sandals, as my current sandals are.. dead..ish. I buy sandals with an air bladder built into the sole. One can’t buy sandals with an air bladder built into the shoes and end the day there. I head to Jen’s publix.. buy much needed food and toiletries, and talk to Jen and some guy (Yes.. I’m purposely leaving out his name because I’m still angry…) Who may or may not have beaten me at his first time at playing Call of Duty, but whatever! I purchase my goods and on the way home stop at the local bookstore for a coffee.
There I meet somebody I knew in High school.. and after after the awkwardness of social interaction with somebody I care little to nothing for I’m walking out and I see a woman …. (I just noticed my blog software says “Howdy, Michael” on the top.. I’m not sure I care for “Howdy”)…Wearing a Firefly shirt! Yes I know what my entire readership is thinking.. both of you are thinking “Oh my God! Their children will be beautiful and intelligent! Breed Damn you Breed!” … Turns out breeding is frowned against at Bookstores, and so is striking up conversation with a married woman. I pointed out the well executed facial hair and aviators; but evidently 2 pieces of the Triforce of epicness (shorts were in my car) weren’t enough to break up a marriage.
So I leave the bookstore, now that it is much later then I had intended, all lights in my house are off.. my cat is screaming kitty obscenities at me (Leaving those out, as I know the demographics of this website are children and mothers of young children) I stub my toe on a wall as I search for a light my iPad almost falls off of my bookcase and I hit the light to find my cat ragequit life and knocked my Imperial Advanced Tie Fighter model (That I meticulously put together over 4 years ago) and broke one of the wings… The shorts are epic.

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An issue of Science.

NASA is one of America’s greatest programs in the 235 years the country has been in existence. With the last two shuttle launches coming up before the doors officially close, I feel we are losing out on resources that are still horribly needed. The space program could make advances in the private sector, faster and more accessible to the public then when funded by the government. Yet shutting down our top branch of exploration and scientific advancement for the last 50+ years is a scary thought.

America has become complacent with American elitism the past few decades, so it seems we’re not progressing but resting on our laurels. Which will do nothing but allow other countries to surpass us, when we could be leading the push for budding technologies as we have been doing.

NASA’s 2008 budget of $17.318 billion represents about 0.6% of the $2.9 trillion US Federal Budget.
Which in my opinion is a tragedy, but it is what it is. We have expensive equipment, laboratories, working relationships, and some of the greatest minds in the country all working for NASA currently. Why are we shutting these people out? What if we helped fund the private market space travel and exploration by having government support of 30% of the current NASA budget ( 5.195 billion). Which will be given to help fund businesses; which will in the long run help space exploration exponentially more than it remaining under the government’s domain.

The remaining budget will be used to fund new research done at current NASA facilities. Energy production research NEEDS to be accelerated.  Not because it’s ‘Green’; and not because ‘energy’ is this decade’s favorite new shiny thing. But because our current source of energy are HIGHLY inefficient and reliant on a finite resource.

Imagine running your house, vehicle, manufacturing plant etc. COMPLETELY on…. Nothing. Electrolysis, simply put, runs an electrical charge through water and breaking the molecular bonds into separate hydrogen and oxygen atoms. Hydrogen is currently being used as a source for energy. As hydrogen is an element, it occurs naturally. In fact it is in the air you breath. Therefore it can be separated from the air and used to power anything that currently uses fossil fuels or nuclear generated electricity. Or seperated form water to create energy.

America needs to push to have OUR money put back into science. Otherwise 17+billion dollars will be lost somewhere between us, and the politicians pockets.

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Geekery… I like the word geekery.

Welcome! My name is Michael Holden. I’m a Biology Student from Florida, working towards a BS in Biology. Then off to a Masters in Molecular Biology!

This blog won’t be complete biological and genetic geekery. Although a lot of it will be. It will also be my own ramblings as well as findings of my own personal research. I will be setting up an RSS Feed pretty soon, so keep checking in until then :D

 

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